{"id":38,"date":"2007-10-25T23:36:49","date_gmt":"2007-10-26T03:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sporek.com\/blog\/?p=38"},"modified":"2007-10-27T07:55:26","modified_gmt":"2007-10-27T11:55:26","slug":"cud-na-wisla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sporek.com\/blog\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Cud na Wis\u0142\u0105 &#8211; na weso\u0142o"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>\n<p style=\"background: white; margin: 3.75pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">Wracamy do kraju!!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p style=\"background: white; margin: 3.75pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">W dwa miesi\u0105ce po obj\u0119ciu rz\u0105du przez PiS niejaki pan Olejniczak z SLD pyta\u0142 przedstawicieli PiSu gdzie 3 miliony mieszka\u0144.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p style=\"background: white; margin: 3.75pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">Tymczasem Platforma &#8222;cuduje&#8221; od razu.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">PO dokona\u0142o cudu:<!--more--><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">Poniedzia\u0142ek<br \/>\nDonald Tusk wyczarterowa\u0142 10.000 jumbo-jet\u00f3w. 3 miliony Polak\u00f3w wraca do kraju.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">Wtorek<br \/>\nZarz\u0105dzeniem premiera Donalda Tuska zlikwidowano wypadki samochodowe.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u015aroda<br \/>\nDonald Tusk obni\u017cy\u0142 podatki &#8211; od \u015brody PIT, CIT i VAT w Polsce wynosz\u0105 1%, jednocze\u015bnie Donald Tusk zwi\u0119kszy\u0142 wynagrodzenia &#8211; piel\u0119gniarka zarabia \u015brednio 5890 z\u0142 netto, a lekarz 25630 z\u0142 netto. Nauczyciele zarabiaj\u0105 od \u015brody 8300 z\u0142 netto, a urz\u0119dnicy 6250. Zachodnie granice Polski przekraczaj\u0105 tysi\u0105ce lekarzy z Niemiec Francji i Irlandii by podj\u0105<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u0107<span style=\"color: #333333\"> prac\u0119 w polskich szpitalach.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">Czwartek<br \/>\nW czwartek Donald Tusk gwa\u0142townie podni\u00f3s\u0142 presti\u017c Polski na swiecie &#8211; UE og\u0142osi\u0142a wprowadzenie Nicei i pierwiastka jednocze\u015bnie, Niemcy zrezygnowa\u0142y z Gazoci\u0105gu P\u00f3\u0142nocnego, a ba\u0142tyck\u0105 rur\u0105 b\u0119dzie transportowane mi\u0119so z Polski do Rosji.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">Pi\u0105tek<br \/>\nW pi\u0105tek Donald Tusk wybudowa\u0142 2500 kilometr\u00f3w autostrad 840 p\u0142ywalni i 320 stadion\u00f3w. Hanna Gronkiewicz-Waltz &#8211; nowa minister infrastruktury &#8211; przeci\u0119\u0142a 6000 wst\u0119g w ci\u0105gu 18 godzin\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">Sobota<br \/>\nDonald Tusk rozda\u0142 akcje, \u015brednio 70 tysi\u0119cy na g\u0142ow\u0119. Ponadto wprowadzi\u0142 posz\u00f3stne becikowe i ulg\u0119 na dziecko &#8211; bez kozery &#8211; pincet tysi\u0119cy.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">Niedziela<br \/>\nPo zrobieniu tych wszystkich cud\u00f3w, si\u00f3dmego dnia, Donald Tusk<br \/>\nodpocz\u0105\u0142.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">P.S.<br \/>\nWieczorem w niedziel\u0119, zupe\u0142nie od niechcenia Donald Tusk zni\u00f3s\u0142 przymrozki, by jab\u0142ka ju\u017c nigdy nie dro\u017ca\u0142y.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">Wojskowe S\u0142u\u017cby Informacyjne wprawdzie przed wyborami by\u0142y w letargu, ale ju\u017c si\u0119 obudzi\u0142y i natychmiast rozszyfrowa\u0142y, c<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">o nast\u0105pi po wyborach: <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><strong><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><font size=\"3\">T<\/font><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">eraz <\/span><strong><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><font size=\"3\">U<\/font><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">derz\u0105 <\/span><strong><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><font size=\"3\">S<\/font><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">tare <\/span><strong><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><font size=\"3\">K<\/font><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">omuchy<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\" lang=\"PL\"><font color=\"#000000\">Premier Donald Tusk zwo\u0142uje rad\u0119 ministr\u00f3w do swojego gabinetu i m\u00f3wi do zgromadzonych ministr\u00f3w.<br \/>\n&#8211; Mam tutaj 4 przyciski: czerwony, \u017c\u00f3\u0142ty, niebieski i zielony:<br \/>\n&#8211; jak wcisn\u0119 przycisk czerwony to na drogach nie b\u0119dzie wypadk\u00f3w i b\u0119dzie 3000 km autostrad<br \/>\n&#8211; jak wcisn\u0119 przycisk \u017c\u00f3\u0142ty to 3 miliony emigrant\u00f3w wr\u00f3ci do Polski i przyjad\u0105<br \/>\nlekarze z zachodu \u017ceby pracowa\u0107 w naszych szpitalach<br \/>\n&#8211; jak wcisn\u0119 przycisk niebieski to nie b\u0119dzie podatk\u00f3w a wynagrodzenia wzrosn\u0105 o 200%<br \/>\n&#8211; jak wcisn\u0119 przycisk zielony to nie b\u0119dzie przymrozk\u00f3w i susz i jab\u0142ka i inna \u017cywno\u015b\u0107 ju\u017c nigdy nie b\u0119dzie dro\u017ce\u0107. W tym momencie przerywa mu minister rolnictwa z PSL i m\u00f3wi &#8211; a u nas w Ciechanowie to by\u0142a babcia J\u00f3zia, co mia\u0142a 4 nocniki w przedpokoju &#8211; czerwony, \u017c\u00f3\u0142ty, niebieski i zielony.<br \/>\n&#8211; No i co? No i co? &#8211; pyta Donald<br \/>\n&#8211; I zesra\u0142a si\u0119 na schodach&#8230;<span style=\"color: black\"><\/span><\/font><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wracamy do kraju!! W dwa miesi\u0105ce po obj\u0119ciu rz\u0105du przez PiS niejaki pan Olejniczak z SLD pyta\u0142 przedstawicieli PiSu gdzie 3 miliony mieszka\u0144. Tymczasem Platforma &#8222;cuduje&#8221; od razu. 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